Tall, Grande, Venti? Erm...I have to admit that I've never ever ordered anything in a trendy, pretentious coffee shop. I don't really like hot drinks or ingesting anything that is scalding. I find it too intimidating and expensive and I just don't like it. I think an Espresso Macchiato is an Italian sports car. I walk by and look in the windows and see uber hip people lounging in the over-stuffed chairs and I kind of wish I had the free time to do that, but then I realize I have better things to do.
Ooh! Athos, Porthos, Aramis! Triple shot venti chai creme mocha valencia! To go!